May 2013
“Every language has its own version of um. French has euh, Korean eum, Finnish...”
– Read the full text here: http://mentalfloss.com/article/50173/when-and-why-did-people-start-saying-um-when-they-talk#ixzz2R13HfDuP —brought to you by mental_floss! (via mjlogue)
opulate:
how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”
“Making love with you
Is like drinking sea water.
The more I drink
The...”
– Kenneth Rexroth, “The Love Poems of Marichiko: VII” (via syngling)
oomshi:
no you can not touch me
no you cant talk to me
no you cant have my number
yes you can do all of the above if you buy me mcdonalds
Watchdansphalluspalace:
videohall:
The cutest noise in the world- a baby malamute how
yougotvexed:
reasons to let me cuddle you:
I will stick my cold hands all over your body
I’ll probably fall asleep on you and make cute sleep noises
I can lay there long enough for the second coming of christ
nuzzling???
I will be smiling the whole time
you’re warm and I’m not
let me leech your heat
please
“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every...”
– Lemony Snicket (via larmoyante)
“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know...”
– Billy, age 4 (via bambi-no)
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
“You deserve good things, and I want to be one of them.”
– Ellen Hopkins, Impulse (via gijibae)
ddowney:
marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean
that’s stone and someone made it look transparent
do you see that fabric?
do you see that fluffy pillow?
do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?
no you do not because that’s all fucking marble
